A few minutes ago we went to take Kylee for her nightly walk and we got to the end of our walkway and turned the corner and I heard something crawling around in our bush. I crouched down to see what it was and lo and behold it was a SNAKE. Oh man, you should have heard me scream. I immediately starting shouting out orders to Christian to get that thing out of my yard. I was not about to have a snake living with us. He kept asking me how big it was and of course in my eyes it's the size of an anaconda but as soon as he saw how big it was he just laughed at me and wanted to keep walking. Oh no he di'ent....... I made him get that thing out of the bush and take it to the field next to our house. I swear this snake is bigger in real life or maybe I am just exaggerating things as usual. I don't care how little or big this snake is. I don't want it anywhere near me or my house.
Flashback!!! Porter Potty Training
13 years ago


Good thing you can't see the counter space on the other side of the door.
The Phillipines. Christian served his mission there and he keeps telling me how amazing it is there. .jpg)








